a fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he was. on the way to the cleaning shed, he ran into a second fisherman who had a stringer with a dozen baby minnows. the second fisherman looked at a marlin, turned to the first fisherman and said, "Only caught one, eh?"
A Bad Day
Jim had an awful fay fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single fish. on his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish. He told the fish salesman, "Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will you?"
"why do you want me to throw them at you?"
"OK, but i suggest that you take the orange gold fish."
"But why?"
"Because your wife came in earlier today and said that if you came by, i should tell yiu to take the orange gold fish. She prefers that for supper tonight."
A Mail Order
An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: "Please send me one of those gasoline engines for my boat you show on page 438. if it's good, i'll send you a check."
in a short time he recieved the following reply,"Please send us the check. if it's good, we'll send you the engine."
_CNS Magazine_
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